Thursday, October 26, 2006

I am going to kill him!

Does everyone remember a nice little boy in my class called Naomichi? Yes, Naomichi kun is the boy who drops shoes on my head when I'm kneeling down to retrieve items from my locker. If you don't remember him, please kindly head over to this post and read the inserts 8:10am and 4:10pm to learn all about his lovely ways.

I am dedicating an entire post on him, solely because he will cease to exist by the end of the day as I am going to kill him... in the most horrific way no less.

This morning before class even started I began to walk over to my friend Akane, who is now a pirate, because she fell onto the corner of a table (almost what I did at my basketball game) which resulted in her entire right eye area swelling up. I wanted to check if she was alright and ask her what the doctor said. Before I could even reach her, Naomichi kun stopped me and mumbled something in extremely fast Japanese. It went like this:

Naomichi: naruodadfskhelkjf;lkjdaf;oia;slhefoaishefj?
Me: Nani?
Naomichi: naruodadfskhelkjf;lkjdaf;oia;slhefoaishefj?
Me: Eh?
Naomichi *finally deciding not to talk like Jay Chou*: Have you read Naruto recently?
Me: Yeah the manga right? I have only read up to...
Naomichi: Asuma died. (Highlight sentence for spoiler).
Me:...

At this point the world around me froze. Nothing moved and nothing was heard, just the continual phrase, "Asuma died. Asuma died. Asuma died," with little Naomichi faces spinning around and chanting those words in my head.

Naomichi: Asuma died. Are you listening?
Me: SHI NE!!! (DIE!)
Naomichi: *Smiles + Peace sign*

I don't remember what happened afterwards, but I found myself chasing him around the classroom attempting murder and shouting, "Why did you tell me?!"

When I finally calmed down I told him that I had not read Naruto for 2 weeks because I was trying to save a around 5 chapters to read at once. I read about the fight Asuma was in but did not know whether he was actually killed or not, even if the Kurenai scenes really implied that he was. So we discussed a bit about that and also the latest Sasuke and Naruto meeting. I kept saying, "Ehhh? Why did he die? He was such a good person. What should I do?"
Naomichi would look at me as if I had gone crazy and laugh and say, "You can't do anything."
So I had to reveal to him that I'm going to become a genius Ninja... damn, it was meant to be a secret since I wanted to surprise everyone when I finally graduate from Ninja Academy.

But anyway Naomichi thinks I'm on good terms with him at the moment, but I'll never forgive him for the Death Note incident.

A couple of months ago we were placed next to each other in class, much to my disgust. He was reading a Shonen Jump one morning and he gave it to me to look through. I naturally flipped to the Death Note pages and said, "wow interesting development."
Then he told me it was the last chapter and before I realised it, he had flipped to the last page and boldly commented, "Raito dies in the end."

He spoiled the ending of Death Note for me... of my all time favorite DEATH NOTE!!! And he spoiled it...!

I am going to rip out his internal organs with my bare hands when he least expects it today.

Chu ♥ Mel

I have photos from my Halloween party (like a food party...) which I'll post up sometime tonight.

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